Sunday, October 25, 2009
NO MORE VAMPIRES
Ok, we have officially taken this vampire craze too far. I've seen a lot of vampire themed products around but now with the introduction of Count Cockula, a vampire themed fleshlight I think the obsession has gone a bit overboard. Why in the world would I ever want to stick my dick into anything with sharper teeth than a regular human mouth already has? Adding a "fang texture" inside the thing doesn't sound very appetizing to me either. We need to stop this vampire obsession. I'm over it now. Am I actually living in True Blood? Get your fangs away from my dick please.