TARADISE

Today at work we were discussing the many different type of television shows that I would be great hosting. One that has always been very close to my heart is Taradise. Originally slotted to be E! network's "Wild On" but with new host Tara Reid, it turned into an amazing guilty pleasure for tons of people that just wanted to see Tara get drunk, be a slutty idiot, and make a fool of herself. Obviously it was amazing and I loved it. I used to want to be her successor after she died from liver cancer or whatever other problem she would have obviously had if the show continued on the air. Actually, I still do want to be her successor. If anybody out there works at E! network then please let me know so i can audition to host the next season of "Wild On!" Tara has proved to me that all you have to do is be completely clueless as to any of the culture of the destinations you are sent, get wasted, flirt with guys, and party your ass off in any club they send you. I don't even think she knows where she is half the time, its amazing.

Tara Reid

HUMMO

According to Urban Dictionary "Hummo" has been the word of choice for a Hummer limousine since 2006....but I barely caught on. This is most likely due to my preference for party buses as opposed to Hummos, it's really a decision every person must make for themselves. Regardless, Saturday turned out to be quite amazing for Audrey's Birthday. All the usual suspects were involved, as well as some new people I've never met, and of course Courtney visiting in from NY.



We started off the night by going to Wurstkuche for sausages, since Audrey LOVES sausages of all kinds. I couldn't eat much b/c of the super slim outfit I was in, but I still managed to eat a "hot italian." Truthfully I was more impressed with their french fries more than their sausages, but i don't really like the way the restaurants service is set up. I hate cafeteria feeling places, so having to order up front and then wait around and fight for a table for 15 people was NOT my favorite thing. Then back to the HUMMO.



We headed out to the Morgan Geist Vice/Colt 45 party. Which was small but really fun. Geist can't really do much wrong in my eyes, so it was bound to be good for me. After that the night kinda gets blurry, but I know it was really fun if for no other reason than I saw the pictures and they are amazing. Sadly most of the pictures are inappropriate to my female counterparts with careers so i won't be posting more on here, but wouldn't you like to see...

meh, fuck it, here's a taste:

RHONDA AUGUST 8TH

Since we have started up A CLUB CALLED RHONDA again it has been nothing short of nuts. I am extremely happy with the welcome that L.A. has shown us, and am proud in los angelenos once more for making our party what it is.



Rhonda is now a monthly, just like your period, at El Cid. We decided it was too much to be a weekly, as it was starting to ruin peoples lives. Nobody would show up to work on Friday! I personally even got a D.U.I. after a Rhonda once. So if you'd like to follow us on our hedonistic journey go ahead and sign yourself up at www.rhondasays.net. You can also follow Rhonda on Twitter, or join on Facebook.



For more pictures of the August 8th debauchery check here:

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