GAG MOMENTS: I

THESE ARE A FEW SARTORIAL GAG MOMENTS I HAD RECENTLY WHILE OUT AROUND TOWN. I THINK THEY ARE PRETTY SELF EXPLANATORY...

KNOTTED:


FRINGED MINI DRESS:


CAGED SANDALS:


LADY SPEEDRACER:

RANDOM MOMENTS: I

LIZA THORN BASKING IN PROJECTIONS:


LAURA SUTRO, EFFORTLESS BEAUTY:


NOKIA CELL PHONE ART:


BLACKED OUT TAN LINES:


ALEXIS PENNEY BEING "THAT NAKED GUY" AT THE PARTY:


LISA KATNIC & ADELAIDE BOURBON BREAKING & FALLING FROM THE SWING:



GIANT NAKED BITCH:


WHAT HAS CRAIGLIST DONE FOR YOU? A FEW STDS?:


LOREN GRANIC BEING A DRUNKEN MONKEY:


DREW HINCKLEY ACCESSORIZING WITH A FAN:


JESSICA GASTON BECOMING JIGGLY PUFF:


ABDI AS A SPHINX FOR ASHLEY HUIZEGNA'S PERFORMANCE:

BEAUTY TO THE DANCEFLOOR

GRACE JONES

Grace Jones killed it at the bowl last night.
She was queen and we all bowed to her.
There was an outfit change for almost every single song, and they were FLAWLESS outfits.

I was most obsessed with her zebra warrior look:



this outfit was pretty good too:



but her outfit for La Vie En Rose made EVERYBODY flip out:




And when she turned around...I DIED.




If you EVER have the chance to see Grace Jones alive, DO IT! DUH.

GETTING OUT: CABIN ENLIGHTENMENT

I took a few days off my already non-existent schedule to get away to my uncle's cabin.

I needed some perspective, some hope, and some enlightenment...and to generally get away from the phones, internet, and other home distractions. It was great.









But now back to the city and all her problems:





...Keep the wilderness in you...

DIVA DAVANNA

ALERT ALERT ALERT!
This little 8 year old girl is coming for you.
Pepper la Beija & Naomi Campbell be forewarned.



This Diva works it on the runway AND online. I think she handles her shit better than me. She has her own website with links to her myspace, her youtube profile, an events calendar, photo section, AND a downloadable biography pdf! OH, and did I mention an ONLINE STORE?! (somebody please buy me the diva davanna stamps). She's got all her bases covered....well, almost all, let's get her a grammar editor please. I'm not gonna hate though, I mean she's already been on the Tyra show, Tyra being one of her fav models besides NAOMI, duh.



OBSESSED with her.
check her website out here: www.divadavanna.com

AROUND TOWN: I

ESCANDALO: RAVEN SYMONE

Perez Hilton (bleh!) reported on some dumb scandal about Raven Symone's coworker referring to her as a heifer, BORING! The cooler part of the story is that it came accompanied by this picture:


(i obviously didn't add that dumb Microsoft paint phrase)

Raven was apparently partying at San Francisco drag queen Juanita More's party Booty Call Wednesdays. Maybe I missed it somewhere along the way, but I think I'm starting to realize that Raven is a gay icon? If she isn't already due to some questionable outfits, she should at least try to become one now. Take this partying with trannies to the next step Raven! Let them school you in the ways of fabulosity and reemerge as the next Jenny Craig spokes model, I think the gays will love it.

FRIENZ: TORO TORO

David Toro (n.y. by way of l.a. by way of s.f.) got some recognition from the N.Y. Times as a authoritary voice on the current non-eyebrow "trend" (?). David recently began bleaching his eyebrows to the point of invisibility which has confused many a friend, including myself the last time he visited L.A. This isn't the first pioneering step for alternative eyebrows David has taken, he designs a line of facial accessories by the name of FACE along with his boyfriend and another dear friend of mine, Solomon Chase. Take a look at their reflector brows, which I'm OBSESSED with of course, and also a before and after pic of Toro.

Reflector Brows:


Toro before:


Toro after:


Toro madness?:


Now read the NYTimes article her:
Where Have All The Eyebrows Gone?

FASHION FAG: QASIMI

New luxury fag brand Quasimi has me gagging...

looks to love:








...I can't wait to see the price points though.

RANDOM OBSESSION: 3.1 Phillip Lim

The walls in the store on robertson kept my attention:




But the SHOES he was wearing.
Um, I didn't even know Christian Laboutin MADE men's shoes until then.
OBSESSED.